Ok people. I see the writing on the wall; @threads is purely a vehicle for mindless engagement bait. I can either get with the program or fade into obscurity. And you know obscurity isn’t my style. So here goes: What’s the best kind of toast? Wheat? Rye? White? Sourdough? Texas? Pumpernickel? French? Friar’s Club? I WANT TO HEAR FROM ALL MY PEOPLE!