Ok people. I see the writing on the wall; @threads is purely a vehicle for mindless engagement bait. I can either get with the program or fade into obscurity. And you know obscurity isn’t my style. So here goes:
What’s the best kind of toast?
Wheat?
Rye?
White?
Sourdough?
Texas?
Pumpernickel?
French?
Friar’s Club?
I WANT TO HEAR FROM ALL MY PEOPLE!