2024-08-19 02:37
At a gas station just outside a major metropolitan area. ED buys some snacks at the counter.
CASHIER: You wanna get something else? Your total is $6.66!
ED: (chuckling) No, that's ok. (He finishes typing in his rewards number)
CASHIER: (relieved) OH, that did it, you got a discount and your total is $6.14. Did you want to donate a dollar for the children?
ED: No. Mwah. Mwah ha. Mwah ha ha!