Going to work even when you’re sick so you don’t have to write sub plans because it’s harder to tell someone how to run my class then to just go do it myself.

Schema

Calling in sick only if you’re actually dying.

There’s no such thing as a break

Creating long term bonds with kids much younger than you! Learning amazing lessons from youth

Sub plans

Stealing stationary from home to take to work.

How I manage my classroom works for me… not that bullshit y’all try to teach us in those classes/meetings. These a different breed of kids

Sub plans… having to detail every minute of your day if you’re sick

Putting kids in the bus: "why are you dancing Mrs. B?" "Because I really have to pee, can you please get on the bus now?" "But I want a hug." 50 hugs later from 50 kids and my bladder has about burst.