2024-08-02 14:29
2021: No salary increase
2022: No salary increase
2023: No salary increase
2024: No salary increase
Employee: Please accept my resignation.
Boss: You're doing great. Why are you resigning?
Employee: I accepted an offer with a 95% base salary increase and guaranteed yearly salary cycles as long as I meet my performance goals set by my manager.
48 hours later...