Expedition House Husband It might not have ALL the action of an Indiana Jones movie, but I’m going on an expedition to find the missing 5000 coat hangers, 15 laundry baskets, 217 towels, and EVERY pair of socks I own since my wife started “helping” with the laundry. If nobody’s heard from me within the next three weeks, tell my family that I love them and tell my wife how sorry I am that I DIDN’T do my own laundry BEFORE she found it necessary to “help.”