Conversation between myself and my 4-year-old today. 4yo: *gets in car, starts chugging my Gatorade without asking* me: "Hey dude, I would have liked you to have asked." 4yo: *narrows eyes at me, keeps chugging* me: "Well, can you put your seatbelt--" 4yo: *holds up his finger at me, finishes chugging, wipes mouth* "Ok, let's go." This kid is going somewhere. Could be jail, but definitely somewhere.