I need to move to a place with bedrooms further apart. My son: Good morning mom. Can y'all PLEASE be quieter? Me: *confused* What? Son: I heard y'all last night. Just, be quieter. I was confused because me and my bf legit laid in bed watching TV last night. Then it hit me what he actually heard. Me: *scratching my bf's back* My bf: *moans loudly* Ohhhh damn baby right there! Wait why you STOP? Put your hand back there! 🤦🏾‍♀️