2024-08-22 21:03
Mandatory attendance sucks, but I found a way out.
I had a teacher who would dock 1% of your grade for every 5 minutes you were late.
One day I was really late. I burst through the doors, panting. The teacher angrily said “Look who’s late. Enlighten us all to why.”
Between breaths, I said that I had fiery diarrhea.
His expression shifted from anger to shock. A few kids stifled laughs.
He said, “Sit down.”
But he never docked me points.