2024-08-22 21:03
Mandatory attendance sucks, but I found a way out. I had a teacher who would dock 1% of your grade for every 5 minutes you were late. One day I was really late. I burst through the doors, panting. The teacher angrily said “Look who’s late. Enlighten us all to why.” Between breaths, I said that I had fiery diarrhea. His expression shifted from anger to shock. A few kids stifled laughs. He said, “Sit down.” But he never docked me points.
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9 小時內
Wim De Troyer
detroyerwim
"Why weren't you in my class yesterday?" "I had a wicked hangover, so it was either puke in my dorm, or puke in the classroom" ... "Thank you. Next time, show up. Sober." "I will, thanks"
11 小時內
Matthew Allen
mattallen_art
I had a photo teacher who on the first day of class said he’d rather have us make up a creative reason why we were late than just a lame excuse. After oversleeping one day midway through the semester I burst into the photo lab, mid-critique, exclaiming that my car stalled on the train tracks and was hit by a train, but I escaped. Last day of class he comes up to me and asks me if I was able to get a new car. Should have seen the look on his face when I told him I made it up!
11 小時內
Stuart Plant Carpentry and Setbuild
stuartplantsetbuilding
Guess you really were running late...
14 小時內
DakDakDakkk❤️🤟🏻😴
hi.im.not.cool.daakkoottaa
My 2nd semester sophomore year of college our professor was 1hr 10min late for our 1hr 20min class… he called TWICE to let us know he was “on the way” and late because “he was looking for the sheet with our contact info” (he was a million years old, lost it, and could hardly open a web browser without help). He made a girl present with barely 10 minutes left of class when she was ENTITLED TO (and practiced) like a 15 minute presentation… Graded OUR attendance but couldn’t seem to be on time 🥴
14 小時內
J
yankeezrule0623
I used that excuse to get out of a speeding ticket . Let me go then proceeded to follow me to the gas station up the road. He was even outside waiting when I left the store. What a nice guy ....lol
15 小時內
Alice Gale
malice_emma
I've done this before too..nobody ever asks follow up questions when you day it's diarreah
15 小時內
Jessica Serrano
pixiedust_inureyes
My ex got out of a speeding ticket the same way 🤣🤣🤣
15 小時內
Aif Ra
ankhb1ad3_89
Viable excuse for being late.. Brilliant
15 小時內
Eric Johnson
tuscan_herb
So...lie to get out of accepting responsibility for your actions.
15 小時內
Crystal O
ohcrystalo
I once fake diarrhea to get out of an engament party. It’s the ultimate excuse. No one ever wants proof

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