So, a few days ago, I stumbled upon a job that was clear they already had someone in mind. You know how it goes. Those fake job descriptions that ask for the impossible, like someone who can dive to the ocean floor, fetch a melon, play the saxophone with one hand while composing on the piano with the other, all while chatting in Sanskrit with sea creatures. Total nonsense, right? But here’s the kicker. I actually had those skills (well, maybe not exactly, but you get the idea).