To the spider who made residence on my passenger window/side mirrorarea: I respect that it’s your season. What I don’t respect is your choice of location for your home. I’m sorry I destroyed it with the windshield washer at the gas station, but it was too much to have you RIGHT THERE, ya know? I hope you understand. Please don’t built a web inside my car. I don’t want us both to die. Love, me.