For 30 years, he’s held that we would have dated in high school. I’ve said no way: you were a freshman when I was a senior. Ew. For his bday this year I gave him the gift of saying that possibly, in another multiverse, I would *maybe* have secretly dated him. Ummm…I just unearthed a document that puts him in …..*8th grade* when I was a senior. 😳 Ew David. All this time. His deception knows no bounds.🤣