*Gets rishta from abroad* My reaction: But why? Is he planning on finding a Pakistani wife just so that he can manipulate me into working like a maid there while he chills.. or what if he’s like Ted Bundy??😱 *Rich/Good looking guy approaches* My reaction: Oh he’s definitely a fuckboy who uses his money/looks to approach multiple girls I’m sure! *Nice guy approaches* My reaction: I wonder what’s he compensating for? *Old friend approaches* My reaction: Wow, isko abhi tak koi nahi mili?