Look at the time Now back to the screen Now look at the time Now back to the screen Sadly, you can’t sleep But if you put down the phone and closed your eyes, you’d get some sleep Swipe up Switch apps Where are you? You’re lying on the couch littered with starburst wrappers rewatching Raygun make history for the nth time. What’s that sound? Back at the screen UberEats It says you get 40% off your next two orders… Look again …of $65 or more Everything sucks and there’s no point. It’s 5AM