Hello Tech Threads! I have been the CEO of Google, Microsoft, the Vanderbilt group of companies, and a scrappy little startup in the valley we jovially called Pied Piper. In a previous life I founded the Hudson Bay Co. and once fought a Grizzly Bear barefoot while we both tumbled over Niagara Falls. Please follow me for astounding stories about best practices in teleportation, the spontaneous creation of worm holes, and how to clean the office coffee machine with a pipe cleaner.