Attention Internet: Could someone please explain to me the appeal of @officiallymcconaughey ? I can think of exactly one performance, including television commercials, where he exudes any personality whatsoever. I’ve seen this cowboy ad like 3 times and I still can’t remember who the advertiser is. He was the worst part of Contact and I’ve tried to watch Interstellar twice and couldn’t finish it either time. WTF am I missing here?