Dear @instagram. Look, I know I seemed inspired when I saved that cooking tutorial reel, but this doesn't mean I want to see another 325 cooking reels in next 30 minutes. Truth be told, I probably won't even make the one I saved and you are just teasing me while I lay in my bed, hungry, saying to myself just one more reel for the last 45 minutes, before making myself the same dinner I did last 7 evenings.