We're watching Community. Britta just went on a rant about pulling her soul out of her chest and shoving it in her mouth.
Husband: Why would your soul be in your chest?
Me: Why would it not be in the vicinity of your heart? Where do you think the soul is?
H: Descartes thought it was in the pituitary gland.
M: ...of course he did.
H: *laughter*