2024-04-01 01:27
my girlfriend and i put an old chair and lamp out by the road today for someone to pick up. within 30 seconds, an ecstatic woman pulled THROUGH our front yard, jumped out and asked me if they were free.
when i said yes, she smiled said “oh thank GOD! i’m rushing my son to the emergency room but i just had to get these.”
her small child then poked his head out of the back window and said “I SHATTERED MY ANKLE!!!”
living in arkansas is something else