Today's realizations 🙃 - Mondays are the universe saying, "Just kidding, the weekend was a dream." - Mondays, Fridays, and Saturdays should be official "pretend-to-work" days. - Face-to-face meetings are like black holes—no escape from endless talking. - A three-minute call with a client is a magic trick; face-to-face meetings are a time-disappearing act.