Parked at the airport bar, waiting for my flight, when an older gentleman takes the table next to me. I ignore him until I hear snippets of what must be his latest Netflix binge. Curiosity piqued, I peek around and see him rocking AirPods, oblivious to the bar's glances. Just as I'm about to tap him on the shoulder, he yanks out his earbuds, pauses the booming show, and finally realizes his noisy faux pas. Friends, if I ever become that guy, let me enjoy my oblivious glory!