Loving the idea of sending my software dev girlfriend texts like: “Hey there, I hope this text finds you well. Wanted to touch base as our primary client (our dog) is expressing concerns about a deliverable not being received (whimpering as if he had not been fed but clearly had been.) Due their urgent behavior, I’ve decided to add some features to the backlog that will be assigned to a developer that they requested. (I am giving him a treat). “