STORY TIME: I went to a music festival over the weekend. I used to play in bands and stuff but am old and sober and don’t get out much these days, so all weekend I was running into folks i knew from my days as an active punk rocker and hadn’t seen in years. Put a pin in that. This being a music festival in the summertime, there were a whole lot of attractive humans wearing not a lot of clothes. Well I noticed one young man, a white guy in his late teens/early 20s who seemed to be approaching, 1/