I read Elon Musk’s tweet to Taylor Swift saying he’d “give her a child” completely differently than everyone else. My first thought was, which child? He’s got like 12 of them. Also, how do their mothers feel about that? Were they in the Elon baby mamas group chat, like, “She can’t have SpaceMoonAppleCheeks OR ZoolanderPickleXYZ! One of you will have to give up yours.”