Hey if I know you irl you gotta let me know. Like, how about right now in the comments, eh? I don’t wanna get in a mutual ass-reaming-out contest over some halfbaked political bullshit when I’m drunk just because you got outta pocket and I didn’t know when to shut up. I’m faceblind and these profile pics are reeeally small, so don’t expect me to recognize your ass. Shit like that is why I left the damn Facebooks.