I introduced her to my husband, and she mentioned she grew up at the skate rink. “I used to be on a skate team here.” She says gleefully as she steps onto the floor and motions for us to join her. Suddenly I remembered I’m not cool and casual, witty. I’m about to rollerskate. OH MY GOD IM GOING TO FALL AND BREAK MYSELF IN FRONT OF HOT GYM GIRL JANE. I squeezed every muscle fiber in my core as Hot Gym Girl Jane gracefully skated backwards, facing me and chatting. My husband eventually 3/🧵