I could not be prouder. Was looking through some old notebooks when I found this assignment from 5th grader last year. I’ll decipher my 11-year-old’s handwriting for you (read the setup first):

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幾秒內	Rebecca rebeccadube	“What is that you say, officer? A bank got robbed? No, no I didn’t see anything. I was at the pizza shop.” That’s right! Mama didn’t raise no snitch!