How much did I love the show NCIS as a Teen? I owned an “I 💜 DiNozzo” tshirt—as if anyone knew who Agent DiNozzo was or why I, a 13 year old, would be wearing it. Anyway. I’m married to a Sailor now, so I’m the (un)official Naval Criminal Investigative Services unit in this household. What are the crimes? Making me do the dishes when I’m eepy.