This is real wife sh*t she’s writing to him. P: Oh, what did you do today? C: Toured the acropolis, saw thousands of years of history, had a once in a lifetime experience. What about you, hon? P: I went to Target and I thought I forgot my card but it turned out it was just in another pocket of my purse! And I forgot my cloth bags and had to buy a new one but it does have a cute ice cream on it. C: (totally sincere) What an adventure. P: Your thing sounds interesting too. *pats hand*