Myreaction to reading the description of a new stout being released: "Double mashed" Yes! "Aged for a year in Pappy barrels" YES!!! "Then aged for a year in Willet barrels." Oh God Yes!!! "Then conditioned on Mostra coffee beans" Cool. "With Madagascar vanilla beans." Ok, slow down. "Conditioned on cake & coconut." Wait, stop. "With toasted walnuts & Oreos." WTF??? "Then aged in maple syrup barrels." For God's sake what are you doing? "Then conditioned on Butterfingers & marshmallows." I'm ded.