[Last night at my hospitality job: I'm trying to close the bar when a dude tries to order something.] Him: Hey, could we order one last drink to go? Me: No, sorry, I'm closing the bar. Him: Not even a bottle of beer for the way home? Me: Not even that. I'm closing. Him: What does the boss say? Me: Boss says we're closing. [If it hadn't been for my security friend, this conversation would've gone on forever.] Guys, stop acting like boys who won't quit until they get their way! For f*ck sake!