If any dads are in the market for a new adult daughter, here’s a list of my special features: -Super good at microwaving frozen lasagna -Can count to at least 5 -One time I heard the number 69 and did NOT say “nice” (because a manager was in the room) -Nearby nursing home residents would say I am “a very sweet girl,” “able to close the bathroom door,” and “Is that Susan? I can’t see. You look taller.”