Infamous dick-tators are always doing weird shit with their hair. That guy from Austria: stupid little moustache. Mussolini: Uncle Fester. Mao: reverse mohawk. Stalin: moustache that could double as a push broom. Kim Korea-Dashian: Literal bellend for a hairdo. Putin: desperately wants to look like Daniel Craig, but his hairline can’t sustain it. TFG: the world’s most obvious, heinous, infamous combover. I guess the lesson is… choose leaders with normal hair?