I am available for hire as the socially liberated friend. The Socially Liberated Friend is someone that lacks connections to the rest of your friend group. Therefore, she is at perfect liberty to say whatever the fuck comes to mind when the useless old man in the room becomes inappropriate. I’m not married to your husband who has Dale for a father and is too scared to say no. Dale will learn his boundaries TODAY. I charge 2 plates per potluck. I also barter for most goods.