Woke up last night to the sound of a bird chirping. Spent the next 30 minutes worrying—why is a bird chirping at night? Is it trapped? Hurt? Should I do something? What, though? And then… My husband rolled over, snuggled up to me, inhaled, and…CHIRP! That’s right, folks, I spent a half hour awake last night worrying about a sound created by my spouse’s nose. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ marriage