2024-09-04 16:23
Things I wanted from The Future:
* teleportation
* hoverboards
* that eye makeup applicator from Fifth Element
Things I got from The Future:
* subscriptions to everything, including the most basic essentials
* AI bǔttf🌟cking everything and creating more problems than it solves
* t-shirts that fall apart after 3 washes
😡😡😡