Back around 2000 there was a satirical website called the British Conservative Catholics. For the most part it wasn't very good but I saved one page from it titled, "Minor Threat and the straight edge conspiracy." Here's a couple excerpts. "After weeks of undercover investigations I can exclusively reveal to you that the straight edge heavy metal band, Minor Threat, were in fact a group of dangerous subversives who hoped to seize power and install a nazi-communist dictatorship." 1/2