American Football —short bursts of violence and triumph, sandwiched between commercials trying to sell you more crap you don’t need. They wrap it all up in patriotism too, just to make it taste better. Like somehow watching men destroy each other on a field makes you more American, more proud of whatever flag they wave in your face. While people in the stands guzzle overpriced beer, stuffing their faces with nachos, cheering for laundry on a field.