Guy at the bar: How will I know if she’s a good wife, if I can’t see her as a mother first? Me: So you’re looking for a mother figure in a woman you date before you’re looking for a woman that will add to you? Guy: I need to see how she’s going to impact my legacy. Me: So you have something to leave behind? Guy: I need to see how she can help me create one. Me: You’re not ready to date, much less procreate. I swear, this is why I have my headphones in and avoid speaking.