In a parallel universe this is how Linkin Park announced their new lead singer. (No shade intended against Emily Armstrong- I honestly haven't had a chance to listen to any of that yet so I have no opinion beyond thinking that LP and their PR people are morons for not seeing this whole scientology/Masterson issue coming and addressing it up front instead of trying to do damage control. But even if Armstrong is awesome, the fact remains Lzzy Hale would have killed it)