I have declared (parody) war against Taylor Swift. Why? Because the only way to get her out of the NFL is to become the biggest pop/folk/country star in the world and then the NFL would want nothing to do with her. Tomorrow debutes my song The Best Catch I Ever Made the tragic (parody) about how Travis Kelce has left her as she’s just given birth, but it’s ok because it was the best catch she ever made. I hope you all enjoy