but then you hear a window opening so it wasn’t a dead person and the paramedics come and it’s a very old woman with cloudy eyes who says she owns the place and came to sell the lot so now you not only outed yourself to the authorities as a person who goes into other people’s houses but you also have to explain to the paramedics, cops AND the old woman that you went into her house and thought she was a dead body because she looked and smelled like a dead body.”