We have a phone that started its life 30 years ago as a landline. (It’s a VoIP bundled with internet service now. Close enough.) The number is very similar to the Domino’s pizza delivery number for the entire city of Seattle. Aside from my mother, the only people who call that number are stoned folks with the munchies. So if you’re in Seattle and ordered from Domino’s and your order never showed up, it was me. I took fake orders for a while. Sorry I ruined your party. I feel awful.