Teacher Life: A Short Scene Setting: The first full week of school. Crowded loud hallway 7th Grader: McVerry, please help me open my locker Me: I’ll talk you through it sweety, but you really need to practice. 7th Grader: But I can’t! My nails are too long (holds up expensive fake nails) Me (what I actually said) 😠 I’m sorry, but no. You need to figure this out Me: (what I wanted to say) Get the FUCK out of here with that ridiculousness and cut ya damn nails! FFS!