Top 3 reasons I don’t want to go back to work in a traditional office setting:
1) I am incapable of sitting in a desk chair like anything other than a feral monkey
2) I don’t like wearing pants
3) If anyone talks to me it’s game over because I will forget what I was doing & start a conversation
BONUS REASON: Dressing up for work every day is exhausting & after a few weeks I show up looking like this 👇🏼