for everyone who’s already seen or going to see Taylor Swift perform in her Era’s tour, i have a few words for you: 1) i hope your pillow is warm on both sides at night 2) i hope the chocolate chips in your cookies turn out to be raisins 3) i pray that EVERY sock you wear is rotated just enough to make you feel uncomfortable and 4) i hope you charge your phone all night just to discover in the morning that your charger wasn’t plugged into the outlet. yea… i AM bitter