Me at daycare: Here are my children & half my income Daycare: Here's your bi-monthly virus Me: uhh cool. thanks. ok bye Daycare: Oh don't forget to take your kid home for at least 3 days since they have a virus me: the virus that they got from here...? Fine, can I have my money back?  Daycare: oh.. no, that's not how it works me: mmm ok. See you in 3 days. Daycare: oh actually that's a bank holiday so see you after that Me: ok, can i have my money back for that? Daycare: no Me: ok