Millennial names are dumb. I met a guy the other day named Jathon. Not Jason. Not Nathan but Jathon. So I use a technique to remember peoples names by saying it back to them so it sticks in my mind. So I said hey Jathon, nice to meet you Jathon. That’s an interesting name Jathon. He looks right at me and said WOW! Are you theriouth right now?