Don't misunderstand; if you have a podcast or a blog or whatever and you want to do an interview or whatever, I'm there. No question. That shit is fun, and mutually beneficial. But don't drop into my DMs and try to get me to pay to be content for your site. Unless your site has like a big swinging dick in the metal/music community, I'm not interested, and let's be real, if you're in my DMs like this your website most definitely does not feature said swinging dick.

"Just listened to your song. I love it! I can make us so much money if you just..." "What'd you like about the song?" "... the music" "yeah, what did you like about it?" "..."

Haha ALWAYS!!!

Dude literally all the time. Lol.

Story of my life

Story of my life. smh