In an encounter with a hippo, a human has an 86.7% chance of fatality. Because of their large size and weight, hippos are not as fast as other animals and will often rely on aggression as a primary defense mechanism. I aspire to be a hippo. Hippos: Oops, killed someone! Tee hee 🦛 Humans: 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 Morningthoughts