Here’s a Diddy story. I was staying at The Shore Club at Art Basel (I don’t normally flex that hard but it was my best friend’s 40th birthday. So 3 of us shared a room and went down to see some friends exhibit (at the Mondrian for more ego) anyway, the morning we were leaving. It was a Sunday. My bestie and I were waiting for friend 3. Sitting in the lobby and there was Diddy. We noticed him because of the people. He was just finishing a banana. At the moment he was done a hand appeared and ¼

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3 小時內	DylanQuint Hämmerwerks dylanquinthammerwerks	Your story about watching a man eat a banana then saying hi to him was truely captivating. I await the movie deal.
9 小時內	MATTEA GONZALES mattea_gonzales	Why did you even post this
9 小時內	coolfrenchgirl	This is a great thread. I particularly liked the part when witches and Jesus became the main characters moving Diddy to irrelevant fruit eater.
9 小時內	Rob McDaniel boatknows
10 小時內	A.Troche the_troches	No tf you didn’t. Stfu
10 小時內	A.Troche the_troches	You stood by and he paid you no mind, you were trynna be a groupie
10 小時內	Maria Gopwel mariagopwel	Lady, compensate me for my time and energy for reading this drivel
11 小時內	𝕿𝖊𝖖𝖚𝖎𝖑𝖆 𝕯𝖆𝖛𝖊 heydavefrommiami	Now just cuz the comments, I gotta actually read this shit
11 小時內	Royal Whitney royalwh	Diddy’s whole aura changed throughout the years. His face even morphed into an inexplicable appearance (guilt? secrets?). I didn’t think it could get more disappointing than R Kelly but guess again. {{{sad}}}
12 小時內	Scott Buccheit scottbuccheit	I was at Cipriani (not to flex because I always went there) to get to the bathroom you had to go out into a hallway where the staircase was. As I came out of the bathroom there was puffy. He said hey, I said hey. I went on with my life. It was karma! Where’s my book deal?? Anybody on here want to buy the movie rights? 🤣